| Population | 10.945 billion |
| Capital | Raitheon |
| Leader | The Grand Council |
| Faith | Germanic Polytheism |
| Currency | Bullion |
| Animal | Grizzly Bear |
The Nationalist Utopia of Saint Entopiloin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Grand Council with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.945 billion Saint Entopiloinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raitheon. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Saint Entopiloinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,718 trillion Bullions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,986 Bullions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, future leaders of Saint Entopiloin regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Entopiloin's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Germanic Polytheism.
Saint Entopiloin is ranked 26,265th in the world and 24th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,146.32 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
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Saint Entopiloin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Saint Entopiloin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Largest Black Market, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Saint Entopiloin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Entopiloin, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
- : Saint Entopiloin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Entopiloin, future leaders of Saint Entopiloin regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Entopiloin, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Saint Entopiloin was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Saint Entopiloin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Saint Entopiloin was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
World Assembly
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